1. State your kill to death ratio in every game lobby, forum post, message and chat box regardless of the relevance to the conversation.
2. Add "xX" before your gamer tag and "Xx" after your gamer tag. For additional Pwnage, add "PRO" or "MLG".
3. Wield a sniper rifle.
4. Scream Newb when you die.
5. Make a reason for going negative in the previous match to the other lobby members. Eaxmple: You lucky I dropped my cheeto! NEWB!
6. Call every gun but the one you use newbish.
7. Quote rap songs.
8. Talk loudly in the lobbies because arrogance equals skill.
9. Never say "goodgame" or show any sign of respect to another player. There not human like you, they need no respect.
10. When firing your weapon spin in a 360 motion and let the the aim assist slow your roll before firing.
11. Throw knives! A knife kill after 1,452 failed attempts makes you LEGIT!
12. Hide behind your own claymores in the corner of a room.
13. Always stay in corners so you can shoot people in the back. Shooting people in the face might have Newbs questioning your skills. http://tanoshisan.blogspot.com/