Tornado =/= big bad wolf

dem thangs y'all's callin' two doors, them called screen doors. averybody got them here down in good ol' texas.

HermitCrab537 wrote: i dont think it has anything to do with the climate most houses here have two doors like that, one is usually just a fine mesh screen thingy to keep flies out

1 australians have 2 doors one's a fly wire to keep flies out the others generally wood (got wood? i do.) to keep people out.

2 so its rednecks that are the 'dumb' americans that we think are the whole country... yeah doubt that... anyway

3 dont build where tornadoes hit?

4 steve irwin is awesome (R.I.P)

5 i feel like making numerous numbers

6 see what i did there 'numerous numbers' im sa funnay

7 i cant wait for 8

8 its my favoUrite number

DepressedTurtle wrote:
Quite possibly the worst post ever.

AGuyIsWatchingYou wrote:

haha no shit

I want 5 doors.

Sheriff wrote: that actually sounds kinda smart, knowing how half-arsed some of the thieves around here are they would get to the 3rd of 4th door and then just give up

MisterDyslexo wrote:

I guess people that live on the East coast/Gulf coast are idiots too for living where hurricanes can hit. We might as well add Californians to that list too, since they're dumb enough to live where earthquakes are prevalent. While we're at it, let's throw in people in Arizona, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, Colorado and Montana since they're stupid enough to live where wildfires occur.

If only we could all be so fortunate as to live in a region where there is absolutely no climate-related risk....

xDeezyz wrote:

Just letting you know, I fucking died.